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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Seasonal Ball Shavers

In this day and age, it is appropriate for both men and women to groom all areas of their bodies. When I say all areas....I mean ALL areas. Some are more meticulous than others. Some prefer the "au natural" look. Still others like to synchronize it with the changing of seasons. These are the "seasonal ball shavers".

The seasonal ball shaver obviously likes the look and enjoys the feel of having his balls shaved. As much as he enjoys this, he dislikes the entire process through which he must endure in order to reach the end goal. This is why his grooming process changes with the seasons. When it's cold out, it is more comforting to have an extra layer of protection from the elements. When it's warm out, less is always the preferred route.

It seems to me that most girls prefer their men to be "au natural" unless he has a hairy back/ass. Then, it's all about the laser procedures and weekly wax appointments. So, guys must be shaving their balls for themselves and not for the ladies. What do you all think? What are your thoughts on shaven balls?

6 Comments:

At 12:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 4:32 AM, Blogger Dern said...

The thought of something sharp down there doesn't sound pleasant.

(this coming from someone who of late has trouble taking care of the easy things, like haircut and shaving that beard.....I was called Grizzly Adams the other day...I haven't seen a bear here yet...)

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger katar said...

Dern, that is why hot hot water and a brand new razor are CRUCIAL. (You do NOT want any "shrivel effect" here!)

Shaving the whole area feels great at first, but within two days you gotta shave it again or else walking becomes seriously painful. (stubble)

You can also do a design like a mohawk stripe or V shape, but these seem childish to me. I prefer to keep things neat and trim, but not shaved. Also, a guy standing in tall grass looks shorter than he really is, if ya know what i mean.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Bruingirl said...

To shave or not to shave...that is the question....
I'm glad that I'm able to bring up topics that are truly important to society's ability to progress.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger Dern said...

Yep, life is full of hard meaningful questions like that......

Could always join the Eunic craze.....(shudders at thought)

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger In a split second said...

Puts down his razor looks around "hu?"

:)

 

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