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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Middle East Crisis

Why is it that people in the Middle East are constantly fighting? Why can't they just take a chill pill and agree to disagree? I think I have several perfect solutions for them!

1) Marijuana. Serious loads of it. I think we need to "smoke them out". Instead of tobacco, we should lace all their tobacco with pot so that when they smoke out of their hookahs, they will get completely stoned. They will be so stoned that they wouldn't want to do anything besides sit on their asses and order McDonald's. What would be a better solution than that?

2) Team America. If they can take out Kim Il Jong and the rest of the F.A.G. organization, they can do anything! Besides, their undercover endeavors are so professional!

3) Michael Moore. Perhaps he could create a documentary on their countries, filled with falsified information and anti-patriotism. The Middle Eastern countries will become so apathetic to their own countries that no one will care whose borders and whose! Also, they can stand united against the one thing that they can all mutually detest - Michael Moore.

4) David Hasselhoff. Hey, it seemed to have worked for the Germans. Why not for the Hezbollahs and the Israelis???

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